yes even i do think that i am an evil sarcastic bitch at times.
but i utterly absolutely cannot stand people who are not familiar with the English language misunderstanding me and twisting my words around their "u tink lyk tat can mehh"-English.
ok i am arrogant to boot.
but URGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
royally peeved.

i counted to 10 and calmed myself down and only told her that she probably has a minor problem grasping my use of the English language. and that we have a communication breakdown.
i was already halfway typing something to the tune of "please go read more newspapers and books to enrich your grasp of the English language". but i deleted it. because no need to make her more offended than she already is.

And she said "u tink u my mother ar. say i rude.u don noe me! how dare u sae tt"
ROAR. slap her. i wanted to say, "no dear, OBVIOUSLY i am not your mother; I would be driven to my grave otherwise. and gosh, am I not on my knees with joy that I don't know you, i believe you cannot, even accidentally, be one of my friends."
BUT. another applause for my patience, i didn't write it. I know i would look back and see that as very demeaning of myself.

and yes yes yes i know i am super damn sarcastic and bitchy and obnoxious to her. URGH.
but oh wells. she can't, for what she comprehends, absorb the full impact of my words anyway.

what an insult to English she is.
hey hello, if you cannot communicate effectively OR efficiently, minimize your usage!
It just gets on my nerves when people spell horridly and type long passages choked full of elementary grammatical errors.
ROAR.