friends r made in the most unbelievable circumstances

0945
Me: shit we're late
jote: yea i knoe
*still strolling*

10-11
*stone in silence*

12
me: hey u going CV?
jote: ya. y? lunching?
me: ive got salad! :)
jote: oh man. ur eating grass.... i bet u'll complain of hunger at 3.
me: no i wont. but i want goreng pisang. thanks ar
jote: u want the 3 for $1 or 1 for 80c one??
me: wads e damn difference???
jote: u wan the filling one, take the malay $1 one. u want the bigbig stylo-mylo kind, take e 80c one.
me: ok... 80c den
jote: one?? u sure annot....... take more la.... u sure hungry one
me: i want 1 bloody pisang. now screw off

430pm
jote: hey. u hungry??
me: eh... ya.... why.....
jote: go get banana cake for me.
me: ok
(im like how nice)

445
me: there u go
jote: how much ar? i return u
me: u loser. its only a few measly cents. be a man and forget it
jote: u ass. how come u can return me $$ i cannot return u. HOW MUCH LA
me: bastard
jote: bitch
*laughs*

jote: u shud sign-on u noe
me: screw u jote. WHY????
jote: coz ur so feisty i can imagine u saying "fuck off" to those kind harmless toots like me
me: oh wow. u sure can lie...... haha. that sure sounded like an insult

5pm
me: wad u doing. im bored. im waiting for 525... heh.. and hello holidays on fri :)
jote: oh u and your sucky ORD attitude. u suck and u know it. u suck.
me: yes i do :) feel happy for me. i may sms u on mon to wish u a good day.
jote: oh fuck off bitch.
me: i hope u screw urself upside down, scum
jote: oh ya. gimme ur hp & msn k. im gonna send u virus.
me: ya i will. and i'll irritate the shit out of u. u shud send me a virus that msges u "u sucker" every 5 mins
jote: u have no heart
me: u got that right, dude

*

now
i totally click w that guy :)

apart from the fact that he looks like a paikia punjabi
that he thinks real madrid is damn screwed
and i think liverpool is class-less
that we both think each other r brainless suckers

haha
he IS a sucker